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Hunt for Terrorist Varn
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Created on 2004-07-30 08:37:01 (#4003589), last updated 2004-08-04
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| Name: | i_hate_varn |
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We are an organization dedicated to the hatred of all things Varn. Mostly our distaste is for the one called Samuel Adam Varn. We were founded in April of 1982 upon the birth of this hairy blue eyed monkey. Since this day, we have steadfastly worked to interfere with all endeavors undertaken by the Varn. We have accumulated large sums of money to help us in our conspiracy to fuck him over. Remember the TallStar firing? ... WE issued the pink slip. Remember the sunken Prius? (Float float, floating around like a motor boat) ... that was US that caused unusual flooding in that strategic area on his way home.
Please help us in this noble, worthy cause. Varn must be stopped at ANY cost.
Please help us in this noble, worthy cause. Varn must be stopped at ANY cost.
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all fruits and vegetables, auto mechanics, bill o'reily, conspiracies, controlling the weather, flash floods, florida state university, fox news, george w. bush, hairless boy chests, infiltrating hospital archives, misplacing immunization records, nair products, nambla, pink slips, shaved balls, stopping adam varn, the color purple, the gop, the patriot act
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